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GEORGE WILL


The 'green bubble' pricked by cost of economic growth
WASHINGTON -- There once was an Indianapolis concert featuring 50 pianos. Splendid instruments, pianos. Still, 50 might have been excessive. As is today's chorus summoning us to save the planet.



Limp-Noodle Republicans v. Senora Sotomayor
Picture Gen. Lee's army in full battle retreat, bugles blaring, white flags blowing wildly in the wind, hound dogs barking and yelping among the thundering hooves of panicked horses running for their lives with pots and pans clanging loudly as they're dragged through the dirt, kicking up giant clouds of dust.


The 'green bubble' pricked by cost of economic growth
WASHINGTON -- There once was an Indianapolis concert featuring 50 pianos. Splendid instruments, pianos. Still, 50 might have been excessive. As is today's chorus summoning us to save the planet.

Rabbit ear engineers on brink of extinction
Television broadcasting will be completely converted to digital in a matter of days. That is, unless analog broadcasting receives another last minute stay from top government officials. Barring any further delays, the old system will become defunct on June 12. Disappearing with it is the existence of rabbit ear engineers.

Newt says Sonia is a racist
Newt Gingrich is not content to let Rush Limbaugh and Dick Cheney dominate the final evolutionary phase of the Republican Party into a club of mean, angry and absurd old white men.

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Judge Sotomayor and those bootstraps
There is a side to most of us that loves to see the underdog win, the poor person do well, or the batter who hits it out of the park down three runs with the bases loaded and two outs in the bottom of the ninth.

Limp-Noodle Republicans v. Senora Sotomayor
Picture Gen. Lee's army in full battle retreat, bugles blaring, white flags blowing wildly in the wind, hound dogs barking and yelping among the thundering hooves of panicked horses running for their lives with pots and pans clanging loudly as they're dragged through the dirt, kicking up giant clouds of dust.










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