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DENNIS MYERS
Against the Grain


Those darn headlines
Back in 1980, governors Jerry Brown of California and Robert List of Nevada met in Incline Village to discuss the problems involving protecting the ecology of Lake Tahoe.

Paris a fine place to wait out the Big Belch
Minnesotans are a humorous people and we are attempting to elect a comedian to the U.S. Senate, which is delicate work, as you might guess. You shouldn't sweep a comedian into office on a wave of public adulation any more than you should let him win the heroine in the first reel and fly off to Paris and suddenly start ordering meals in fluent French. You need him to move a piano up a long flight of stairs, and that's what Al Franken is doing now. He is leading the race by 50 votes or so out of 2.9 million cast. And when he boosts the piano to the top, he'll sit down and play Chopin.


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