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GARRISON KEILLOR
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It is never too late to change your mind
I am sorry, Evian and San Pellegrino and Dasani and all the other bottled waters out there -- Aqua Velva, Wells Fargo, Muddy Waters, Joan Rivers, Jerry Springer, whatever -- but the current campaign against paying good money for bottled water when tap water is perfectly good (and very likely purer) is so sensible on the face of it that I am now done with you. Fini. Kaput. Ausgeschlossen. No more designer water. Water is water. If you want lemon flavoring, add a slice of lemon. You want bubbles, stick a straw in it and blow.
Quantifying the liberal/conservative conspiracies
A new survey by Media Matters for America seeks to analyze the syndicated columns that appear in daily newspapers in the United States. It classifies columnists as conservative, liberal, and centrist, and then provides breakdowns for individual newspapers and states. It also lists which columnists appear in each newspaper regularly and which appear occasionally.
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